Saturday, June 19, 2010

The tortured sadwich artist

I am looking forward to spunk days in Avon today. I don't really know why, as the last couple years they have not had my only real motivation to go there: fett kuchen otherwise known as fry bread. Next to that, all the other attractions simply don't stack up.
Oh, my, I had an awesome experience at subway today! I went in with my brother this morning to get a couple sandwiches and were helped by the most pessimistic person I have ever met. She had long, flowing black and bleach blond highlighted hair and heavily shadowed eyes. I ordered the three sandwiches, with pepperjack cheese. That was three sandwiches and twelve slices of pepper jack too many. To my cheese request, she remarked to her coworker, "Ugh, on all of them?". Shortly after this, I also requested that the veggies be added prior to the toasting, at the other worker's suggestion. To that our heroine remarked,"really!? *sigh*". This lead to our heroine's next trial: ingredients running out. First went the green peppers. "UUGH, we better have more peppers". Then went the chipotle sauce. "are you serious?". At every turn, her day was sabotaged by slap in the face after slap in the face. Our heroine survived this encounter, barely. Good times in Melrose: city of dreams.

I might update later if they have fett kuchen...or if they dont I will update about how disgusted I am.

*UPDATE*
Wow, thats right, zero fried bread to be spoken of. I cannot express how dissapointed that made me. That and seeing practically no one I know at this failtactular celebration. Meh. I think next year I might just do everyone a big favor and set up a fried bread stand. Soneone's got to do it, right?

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